Slander

Leann says:
my computer is not gay! it's just a late bloomer
Bryan says:
no
Bryan says:
that movie is the gay
Leann says:
pppppbbbbbbbt!
Bryan says:
h o r r i b l e
Bryan says:
HORRIBLE!
Bryan says:
lol
Leann says:
anything else?
Leann says:
get it out of your system...
Bryan says:
its retarded
Bryan says:
the director should have his eyes gouged out, fingers broken, and tongue cut out so he can NEVER AGAIN pass on his tainted seed of creativity to another living person
Bryan says:
the screenplay writer should just be freakin SHOT
Leann says:
and?
Leann says:
same guy
Leann says:
yes?
Bryan says:
all the actors should be drug out into the street and anally violated with a rolled up copy of said screenplay!
Leann says:
go on...
Bryan says:
and everyone should say not nice things about it
Bryan says:
*nods*
Bryan says:
i think i'm done
Bryan says:
when i rule the world, i'll have all evidence of the movie destroyed
Leann says:
you're just jealous because I've attained a level of humor that you will never see
Bryan says:
attained?
Bryan says:
i think the word you are looking for is plummeted
Leann says:
a higher plane of comedic existence
Leann says:
YOU'RE the one who doesn't get it.
Bryan says:
because the only thing that is high about that movie, is that's probably the state of mind the director was in when he made it
Bryan says:
stoned off his rocker, giggling at himself in the corner, thinking that that movie was a good idea
Bryan says:
:P
Leann says:
mormon.'
Bryan says:
i'm above getting it!
Bryan says:
lol
Leann says:
he was high on Jesus
Leann says:
psssht!
Bryan says:
he was smokin crack
Bryan says:
lol
Bryan says:
and probably pole too
Bryan says:
because his movie is GAY
Leann says:
napoleon's grandma looked geh
Bryan says:
i think thats because she was a bulldyke
Bryan says:
or, just another tragic character in a brutally agonizing movie